Skin Chooser

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

A really narrow choice :(

I was jus chatting with a friend of mine who works at Oracle. As it usually happens when two young guys are at work & have the opportunity to have a 'business discussion', we came around to the topic of marriage & the task (perhaps ..chore) of finding a suitable girl. And my dear friend, so at ease with abstract Data Mining and Retrieval concepts summarized our discussion for me in one of those queries...

SELECT count(*)
FROM all_girls
WHERE age > myAge-3 AND age < myAge
AND qualification=some undergrad
AND religion=tam_bram
AND status = 'still single and virgin'

He then, true to the name of his company, prophesized that the query would return '0' (ZERO) even without added clauses like 'good looking' etc.

He put it so hilariously that I just had to put it on my blog. So here it is. Just hoping that it doesnt turn out to be so oracular after all ;)


Blogger Balai said...

Query> Sekar output
null pointer. Invalid operation.
Query> Ram working status
Operation overloaded. Core dumped ;)

Tue Aug 03, 05:56:00 AM CDT 
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