two guys, a cluster, and an outsider !!

It HAS to happen. murphy's law simply cannot go wrong ... just when i seem fresh and ready for a good long session of serious work, something has to happen ...

perhaps the systems will be down ... perhaps the network wont authenticate my logon ... perhaps they'll declare a state mourning because the governor's dog got killed .. perhaps the cahaba river will decide to disregard that 74 year 'high water mark' record ... perhaps ill lose my cardkey to the building .. perhaps itll burn down ... perhaps just my lab will ... or maybe ill lose my shoes ... i could lose my way ... we might get a sandstorm from across the atlantic .. how 'bout armageddon ? .. or they might decide to shift my lab overnight and not tell me where they moved ... we could be attacked by australian aborigines ? ... or attacked by locusts ... space-time might warp to send me and the cluster into mutually exclusive quantum states ... med school might decide engineering was not needed. .. i could unknowingly become the guinea pig for a teleportation test ... might land up in siberia .. with an abacus .. or i might be given log tables and unlimited supply of pen and paper ... howbt that ? eh, sure, howbt that ? ...

but im sure the cluster's clogged now because the janitor's running a 'loo flush' fluid simulation, so that he can find out how there's a pool of water in the far corner every day ...

a frustrated Ram.

Disclaimer: The above text was intended solely as a means of venting steam , and was not for any other purpose. Any seemingly degrading references to any body/thing was unintentional and is not to be construed as the words might indicate.

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